Mnzanga wabwino, Derek, wakhala akutumiza maimelo, kundiyimbira foni ndikundilembera uthenga tsiku lonse kuti andipulumutse ku Chakudya Chamadzulo cha Khrisimasi. His wife, Anne, is a fantastic cook… gourmet cook. They want me to come over today (right now) for a beautiful dinner with their family. Christmas is a day for family, so I’ve always felt funny sitting down to break bread with another family. Though they continue to call (I’m waiting for the police to come any minute), I have chosen my dinner.
Pothokoza, ana anga adandiseka, "Ndi pizza yanji yomwe tidye?" Zinangokhala zolimbikitsa zomwe ndimafunikira kuti ndipange chakudya chamadzulo chothokoza. Tinali ndi ntchito! Turkey, stuffing, mbatata, gravy, chitumbuwa cha dzungu, masikono, etc. Chilichonse chinatuluka changwiro - ndipo ngakhale Turkey inali yodabwitsa - Butterball yonyowa kwambiri.
Now it’s Christmas and my kids are at their Mom’s house. It’s time for a Chakudya Chamadzulo cha Khrisimasi!
Pa 3AM m'mawa uno, ndikunyalanyaza timipata ta malo ogulitsa mankhwala a maola 24, ndinapeza yanga Chakudya Chamadzulo cha Khrisimasi:
- Lay’s Cheddar and Sour Cream Potato Chips… that’s right folks, they put the dip on the chips so you don’t have to waste time dipping. And they were on sale! Buy 1 get 1 free.
- 2 Cans of Campbell’s Grilled Steak Chunky Chili. Nothing but the best!
- 2 Cans of Generic Diet Orange soda borrowed from my neighbor (I’m house-sitting her 3 cats)
- And Desert? A fine ACID Blondie cigar. (Found it in a zip loc on my desk… it’s perfect)
Ndinajambula chithunzi kuti ndisunge chikumbukiro munthawi yake:
You guys may think I’m crazy to give up a gourmet meal for this… but add a television table, boxers and an alien special on the History Channel, and we’ve got a very, very, Merry Christmas for Doug!
Khrisimasi Yabwino Aliyense!