Fat Guy Amakonda Kutsatsa Coca-Cola

kutsatsa koka kola

Ndipitilira mafuta… inde, ndiyenera kutaya kulemera kwa munthu wamba kuti ndibwerere pakungonenepa. Ndingakonde kudziimba mlandu pa chithokomiro changa, majini anga, ntchito yanga, kupsinjika kwanga… china chake. Chowonadi ndichakuti, ndichachidziwikire. Ndikadya moyenera ndikachita masewera olimbitsa thupi, ndimachepetsa thupi. Ndikapanda kuchita masewera olimbitsa thupi kapena kudya bwino, ndimakhala wonenepa. Nthawi zopanikizika ndipamene ndimakonda kusiya thanzi langa ndikulowera kuphompho… ndipo nthawi zakhala zovuta kwambiri mzaka zingapo zapitazi.

Kukhala wonenepa sikubwera chifukwa chosadziwa kudya zakudya zabwino kapena kumvetsetsa zolimbitsa thupi komanso momwe thupi limagwirira ntchito. Ndili wokonzeka kubetcherana kuti ndidawerenga mabuku ambiri, ndimawonera zolemba zambiri ndikumvetsetsa zambiri zamakudya kuposa anthu ambiri athanzi. Ndikuwonekeranso kuti ndachepa kwambiri kuposa aliyense ... mazana a mapaundi pazaka zambiri. Tsoka ilo, ndapeza zochulukirapo, zochulukirapo chifukwa chakuchepa kwanga kofuna mphamvu ndikuyika patsogolo thanzi langa komanso magwiridwe antchito pamoyo wanga.

Kupatula chikondi changa cha ufa woyera ndi shuga ndimakondanso intaneti komanso ufulu. Intaneti imapereka mwayi wopezeka pagulu pomwe munthu kapena kampani sikuyenera kudikirira atolankhani kapena boma kuti liwonekere. Kampani imatha kutenga zinthu m'manja mwake, ndikupanga imelo yake - popanda kusefa, malingaliro, kapena kuwunika. Ndi chifukwa chake ndimakonda kuti Coca-Cola ikulimbana ndi mavuto azaumoyo yolumikizidwa ndi malonda ake pamutu wotsatsa watsopano.

Tikukhala m'dziko lomwe chilichonse chikasokonekera kwambiri, timamva bwino tikaloza zala ndikudzudzula wina m'malo mongolingalira momwe ifeyo tingakhudzire kusintha. Mabungwe ndi chandamale chosavuta, makamaka akakhala opindulitsa kwambiri. Ndizophweka bwanji kungodzudzula Coca-Cola pa mliri wathu wonenepa kuposa kupangitsa ana athu kukhala otanganidwa kwambiri ndi zochitika zakunja, kuyika mafoni athu pansi, kupita kumalo ochitira masewera olimbitsa thupi, kapena kudya athanzi. Tili ndi mlandu malonda apadziko lonse lapansi m'malo mwa kusinthika kwa ntchito zomwe zimafunikira mphamvu zochepa kapena zopanda mphamvu.

Chogwirizana ndi kutsatsa kulikonse ndi njira yoyesera kuchititsa anthu ambiri kuti azigula zochulukirapo nthawi zambiri. Sindikukhulupirira kuti kutsatsa kwachinyengo, koma ndimawona kuti anthu akucheperachepera chifukwa cha zochita zawo. Aliyense amadziwa kuti soda si chakumwa chomwe chimapangitsa kuti munthu akhale ndi moyo wathanzi. Sindikusowa a Coca-Cola kuti andiuze izi ... koma ndine wokondwa kuti akuuza aliyense yemwe akuwatsutsa zowona zawo.

Mwa njira ... Ndinali ndi magalasi angapo a Coke usiku watha, ndipo anali odabwitsa. Lero, ndadya chakudya cham'mawa chopatsa thanzi, ndinadula zokhwasula-khwasula, ndipo ndinadya chakudya chamadzulo chabwino. Mawa ndikukonzekera kukwera njinga yanga (ndikumva kuwawa lero nditakwera koyamba miyezi ingapo sabata yatha). Sindikufuna Coca-Cola kapena boma kuti lindiuze kuti ndiyenera kupeza bedi langa panjinga mawa.

Ndine wonenepa, sindine wopusa.

5 Comments

  1. 1

    Ntchito yabwino Doug! Kuyesetsa kukhala wanzeru komanso wathanzi kwa ine miyezi ingapo yapitayi komanso mu 2013. Apa ndiye kuti tikhale anzeru komanso odalirika komanso osapusa ndikuimba mlandu china chilichonse kupatula tokha!

    O, ndipo ndidadzipereka kukwera chochitika cha RAIN 2013 ndi mchimwene wanga mu Julayi. Chifukwa chake, ndikhalanso ndikumangirako chishalo pachonso.

  2. 3

    Njira yochenjera, mwachizolowezi, yochokera ku Coke. Zimandikumbutsa kutchova juga - "sewerani mosamala". Panokha, positi ndi zitsanzo za mikhalidwe yanu yosangalatsa kwambiri: kukhala wowona komanso wowonekera. Kupatula kuti ndinu wotsatsa wanzeru, izi zimakusiyanitsani kwathunthu ndi paketi ndipo zimathandizira kuti kampani yanu ichite bwino. Ndiwe munthu wabwino kwambiri, a Doug.

  3. 5

    Kodi ndine wokayika mchipinda chomwe ndikulakalaka akadakhala atachita izi zaka 30 zapitazo m'malo mongodandaula kuti ndingapeze phindu? Ndipo nthawi zonse ndimadana ndikuyamba kukayikira chifukwa chakuti DK yabwerera pomenyera masewerawa ndiyabwino.

    Ndizosangalatsa kuti Coke akuchita malonda akudziwa zaumoyo ndiabwino - koma nthawi yomweyo ndikuganiza kuti ndichifukwa choti tsopano muli ndalama kwa anthu ku Atlanta. Soda amakupatsirani mphamvu mwachangu komanso amakumwetsani madzi nthawi yomweyo ndichifukwa chake simungakhale nawo. Osachepera sindingathe. Izi sizoyankhidwa. Zomwe zikulankhulidwa ndikuti anthu amatha kuwerengera zopatsa mphamvu ndikumwa Coca-Cola ndikumatenga ma calories kuchokera kwina kulikonse - monga Chokoleti kapena kupita ndi cheeseburger m'malo mwa Big Mac @ McDonalds.

    Palibe angelo pakutsatsa, koma nkhondo yanu ndiyabwino ndipo ndikukuyamikirani, 'bromance.

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