Moni, ndine Mac. Ndipo ndine PC.

Ndine PCNdine ma Mac

Moni, ndine Mac.

Ndipo ndine PC.

PC: Ndili ndi RAM, bolodi la amayi, purosesa, mbewa, kiyibodi, hard drive ndi Monitor.

Mac: Inenso ndimatero. Ndipo popeza zonse zimapangidwa ndi anthu omwewo omwe amapanga Makina anga Ogwira Ntchito, zimagwira ntchito bwino. Ndi nambala yocheperako yoti mugwire.

PC: Ndikuwona. Ndine wotsika mtengo pang'ono chifukwa mumatha kusakaniza ndi kufanana ndi masauzande ambiri komanso mumadzipangira nokha. Sindingagwire ntchito monganso inu, koma ndimathandizira zida zina mamiliyoni. Tsoka ilo, wina akalemba zinazake zopanda pake, zimatha kundisokoneza.

Mac: Zimakhala zomveka, ndichifukwa chake sitilola anthu ena kutipangira zinthu. Ndikukhulupirira kuti mukugwira ntchito. Hei, mwina titha kulankhulana!

PC: Zitha kutheka! Mutha kundiona pa netiweki yanu, nditha kukuwonaninso. Tonsefe timathandizira Opanda zingwe, Bluetooth, Firewire ndi USB.

Mac: Nthawi zina ndimavala mozizira pang'ono kuposa inu, komabe.

PC: Inde, koma ngati anthu ali ofunitsitsa kuwonongera pang'ono, nditha kuwoneka bwino. Heck, nditha kuwoneka ngati iwe ndi pulogalamu yabwino yamutu.

Mac: Oo. Ndipo popeza tili ndi ma processor ofanana tsopano, nditha kuyendetsa pulogalamu yanu ndi kufanana.

PC: Mungathe? Izi zikuwoneka ngati mbali imodzi, sichoncho?

Mac: Zowonadi ... koma palibe amene amadandaula chifukwa ndiwe m'modzi mwa amphona a 'bizinesi' omwe tonsefe timayenera kudana nawo.

PC: Chidani, bwenzi! Mwanjira imeneyi mukudziwa kuti wina amasamala pamene inu (Apple) mukuyenda ndi $ 472 miliyoni phindu ndi phindu la 48%. Ndizodabwitsa kuti zimandipangitsa kuwoneka woipa chifukwa chogwira ntchito ndi aliyense, pomwe simugawana chilichonse ndikupeza phindu lalikulu.

Mac: Shhhhh. Usauze aliyense. Kupatula apo, tikutuluka ndi foni posachedwa yomwe ikhala yogulitsa kwambiri.

PC: Foni? Aaa… kodi sizinatulukemo kanthawi kapitako?

Mac: Eya, koma tiwaziziritsa.

PC: Ndizochuluka motani?

Mac: 50% - phindu-malire-ozizira.

PC: Wow. Ndi mitundu ija yam'mbali, mungaganize kuti mutha kutsitsa mitengo yanu pang'ono. Kupatula apo, ojambula ndi oyimba samapanga ndalama zambiri…

Mac: Ayi, koma ali okonzeka kugwiritsa ntchito zambiri pakupanga, zinthu zabwino.

PC: Ndibwino kukhala ozizira.

Mac: Njira yonse yopita ku banki, bwanawe!

Dziwani: Yolembedwa ndikulemba kuchokera ku MacBookPro

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      Zowona, Gavin. Sindinachite nawo ndale koma izi zimandikumbutsa boma… bola ma Republican ndi ma Democrat aliyense ali ndi chidani wina ndi mnzake, palibe amene amazindikira kuchuluka kwawo komwe akuzunza ndikudzaza matumba awo.

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    Ndimakonda Mac ndimasewera kwa ine. Ndimasintha kanema pa PC yanga ndipo imagwira ntchito bwino. Ngakhale ndimayimba ndi apulo imagwira ntchito bwino pa PC yanga. Yendani mu Zogula Zabwino ndipo ali ndi zikwizikwi zamapulogalamu a PC ndi ochepa okha a MAC. Pepani a Macs sanatseke ndi BS ndawonapo akuchita.

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    Ndimakonda kulowa uku 😆 Ndizogwirizana tsopano 😛 Koma kwenikweni Mac amapitanso pazenera lakufa-buluu, koma zimangochitika zochepa kuposa Windows, Windows XP idakhala kampani yabwino nane. Ngakhale ine ndangogwiritsa kumene Mac wosuta, koma ine ndikuganiza ngati ine ndikanakhala nawo mwayi wosankha wanga lotsatira kompyuta, chidzakhala kwenikweni zovuta zambiri…

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    Ndikuganiza zabwino zotsatsa za Mac ndikuti ndizoseketsa. Ndikutsimikiza kuti Apple ikuzindikira kuti atsatsa atsopanowa siabwino kwambiri, koma ma parody awa - abwino kapena oyipa - amangobweretsa chidwi kwambiri kumsasa wa Apple.

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