Microsoft: Chonde ndiwonjezereni patsamba lanu la Ma Ferrari

Yakwana nthawi yokalipa. (Ngati mungandione pompano, ndikugwedeza chala changa ndikung'ung'uza ngati Louis Black mwakukhoza kwake.)

Zambiri zokhudza kanthu pa malo pompano chifukwa Microsoft idatumiza ma laptops ena a Ferrari ndi Vista idakonzedweratu kwa angapo olemba A-List. Anthu akuthawa. Zili ngati Microsoft ikugula chisankho kapena china, kapena ali kumbuyo kwa kuphedwa kwa JFK, kapena agulitsa zida zakuwononga ku North Korea.

Ndili ndi Scoble pa iyi!

Galamukani anthu, iyi ndi bizinesi! Ndi udindo woyamba wa wotsatsa aliyense kuti agwiritse ntchito ndalama momwe zingakhudzire ogula ambiri… nthawi. Muli ndi bajeti, kuli bwino muigwiritse ntchito. Nazi izi:

  1. Microsoft imafuna ma blogger (sanapange chilichonse)
  2. Ummmm, zinali choncho.

Izi sizosiyana ndi kuti Shaq amatenga nsapato zatsopano tsiku lililonse pachaka. Kodi mwana wina aliyense akusewera basketball akulira kwa Amayi awo kuti Shaq adapeza nsapato zaulere koma sanatero? Ayi! Amayi akupukutira mtanda chifukwa Shaq ndiwosonkhezera ndipo amalipira kasanu ndi kawiri momwe angachitire ndi nsapato zina zopanda pake.

Kodi mwawonapo kutha kwa mpikisano wa Nascar? Dalaivala amavala kapu imodzi, amatenga chakumwa dzina lake soda, ndikuponyera chipewa china (onsewa ali ndi ma logo akuluakulu abulu), ndipo amayamba chiganizo chilichonse ndi mayina 5 othandizira. "Chabwino, ndakuwuza Jim, Dupont, Reeses, Toshiba, Levi, Chevrolet adathamangira kumeneko." Kodi pali aliyense amene akutuluka mu Nascar akufuula, "Mukuyesera kundilimbikitsa ndi malonda onsewa!". Ayi.

Mwinanso Tiger Woods akuyenera kukhala ndi chodzikanira pa malaya ake omwe makalabu omwe akugwiritsa ntchito adapatsidwa, kapena mipira, kapena Cadillac. Anthu inu, pezani moyo. Sitife andale. Sitili ku nyuzipepala komwe utolankhani komanso zotsatsa ziyenera kulekanitsidwa chifukwa mkondo wazokopa ungasankhe zisankho. Sindinachite lumbiro kapena kulumbira kwa aliyense. Ndine wolemba mabulogu. Ndili ndi owerenga 500 patsiku ndipo malonda anga othandizira samalipira ndalama zanga zanga pa intaneti.

Munthu yekhayo amene ali ndi udindo kwa owerenga ndi blogger, osati Microsoft. Olemba mabulogu oyamba anali ndi ma laputopu ndipo chinthu choyamba chomwe adalemba? Hei, ndalandira laputopu yozizira iyi kuchokera ku Microsoft. Ingoganizani?! Kunali kuwulula ndipo tsopano mukudziwa.

Ndikufuna Microsoft kuti igawire ma laputopu ndi Vista. Ndikufuna kumva momwe zimayendera, ngati zili ndi ndalama kapena ayi. Microsoft yandiyika pamndandanda wanu! Owerenga anga akufuna kudziwa!

Cholakwitsa chokha chomwe chidachitika pachiwonetsero chonsechi chinali kubweza kumbuyo kwa Microsoft. Umu ndi momwe zikadakhalira ndi ine kutsatsa:

Funso lochokera ku Blogger (liwu loyera): Mr. Evil Microsoft! Tamva kuti mudagawa ma laputopu okwera mtengo kwambiri omwe Vista idasungidwa kale kwa iwo pamndandanda wa Olemba mabulogu. Tikuganiza kuti mukuyesa kulimbikitsa olemba mabuloguwa ndi mphatso zamtengo wapatali izi poganiza kuti asokonekera kuti alembe zabwino za Vista. Kodi izi ndi zoona?

Yankho kuchokera Douglas Karr, Kutsatsa kwa VP kwa Microsoft (nkhani-ya-zoona): Eya, dumbass. Ndiyo ntchito yanga.

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